Everyone is Strong in the Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition!


There are two things that everyone, everyone, even people who have not watched Jurassic World, know about the movie: It has dinosaurs in it, and Claire Dearing (Bryce Dallas Howard) wears her high heels the entire time. Perhaps it is because she feels more attractive that way, or perhaps it is a sign of her power and strength.

The A.V. Club has decided that fair’s fair. If Claire gets to show her power through heels, all the characters should! To that end, they have introduced the world to the Jurassic Park: High Heels Edition, where mathematicians, paleontologists, and corporate saboteurs alike can show their strength through the entire series.

“You loved the endless running in high heels in Jurassic World… Now enjoy them in the entire Jurassic series!”

From A.V. Club


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