January 2017 Loot Wear–The Origins of Everything

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The January 2017 Loot Wear got lost in a blizzard somewhere–or went through an inter-dimensional warp, which is my favorite theory and one you can’t disprove. Whatever the cause, it did not arrive until March was well under way.

Late or not, the contents–well, one content especially–got a cry of delight from me.

Shall I start with that item? Usually I end with the big item, but I really want to start with it this time. Yes, I’ll start with it:

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find them Scrf

It’s a Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them infinity scarf! And it’s something I can wear with a nice outfit! Formal Loot Wear—hurray! Just look at those lovely gold patterns there.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ShirtOn the decidedly not formal, but comfy, side is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles T-shirt. Once again, Loot Wear has gone for the basic grey. The design is clear, though, and it will last for a good few washings–more if left out of the dryer. More, it will pair with the Mutant Ninja Turtles Shot Glass aka mini-mug featured in the in the Origins Loot Crate, which I reviewed when it arrived–on time. Also, you can put the January 2017 Loot Pin on your jacket and be well on the way to a complete ensemble.

Superman and Super Mario Brothers SocksSpeaking of ensembles, the envelope this month contained a pair of Super Mario Bros socks, which will go with the Loot Crate shirt from January (You’d almost think someone was planing this).

The best pair of socks, though, is the Superman pair: Look at them! There are little teeny Superman logos and tiny baby-rockets all over them.
Superman Socks with his logo and ship

I think I’ve mentioned before–probably just about every review–how much fun the Loot Wear socks are, and the Super-socks just confirmed that opinion.

Steven Universe UndiesAnd there is a pair of Steven Universe boxer shorts. I can’t pretend to be excited about boxer shorts (well, I could, but I’m not), but these are, I suppose, fine enough specimens of the sort. I will point out that boxer shorts, by definition, are not made for people with hips. This explains some of my low enthusiasm. I am sure there will be others who view the infinity scarf the same way, so I guess we’re even?

And that’s the package.

Most of the items are pretty normal, but that scarf–that scarf kicks it well out of average. 5/5 and three cheers for Origins!

FTC Disclosure: I received the January 2017 Loot Wear in return for an honest review

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