‘Saint Bernard’ is Possibly the Strangest Movie You’ll Ever See

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A dear friend of mine has a tradition. To test your mettle, she’ll have you watch the Max Landis movie Deer Woman, and if you enjoy it then your true friendship can proceed. I have a feeling she’ll have a new movie to test with, thanks to Saint Bernard.

Saint Bernard is the story of a conductor that loses his ever loving mind, and the viewer sees all this madness.  The film begins with a raw chicken being parachuted out of a plane. It does not get saner from there. This movie is a bit what I expect doing hallucinogenic drugs would be like.  Bernard, our main character takes on a lot of strange actions. He walks on a window covered in drugs and drug paraphernalia. Bernard wears a helmet made of semi melted alarm clocks tied together. He wears a suit made of tin foil and sticks a fork in an electrical socket while the shower runs.  He walks around downtown Los Angeles with a dead saint Bernard head and a white tux after stopping his pick up in traffic.  He watches a fight with founding fathers from the American money.  Somehow he ends up in Paris? There are tons of people in weird prosthetic masks. The film features strange people, like what is implied to be Bernard’s bug-eyed dad.  There’s like a random music video for no reason.  There’s even Warwick Davis in nothing but overalls sitting on a wood pile. Truth be told, I couldn’t finish this movie because despite what I thought was my street cred is that this movie was too weird for me.

If you adore movies like Troll 2, you’re going to feel right at home with Saint Bernard. Check it out now.

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