Does someone “know what you did last summer” ? Are you a babysitter and the creepy phone call is coming from inside the house? Is a slasher dude wearing a hockey mask and chasing you through a summer camp? Chances are, you might be in a horror movie. This revamp of the 2007 book How to Survive a Horror Movie by Seth Grahame-Smith is updated to include survival tips for the more recent horror movie survivor.
How to Survive a Horror Movie is laugh out loud funny and super entertaining to read with a group of friends, especially if you’ve just buried a hobo you accidentally hit with a car and are starting to get weird threatening text messages from. The book goes through step-by-step instructions on how to determine what type of horror film you’re trapped in, and to determine if perhaps you’re confused and are merely in a thriller. The illustrations in the book are campy fun, and intentionally so. If you’re concerned about a killer doll, car that is trying to murder you, or are pretty convinced the house is trying to eat you, How to Survive a Horror Movie is the book for you. It’s also a fantastic book if you’re just trying to find a laugh when going back into the school year. Make sure you don’t miss the foreword by Wes Craven.
The updated version of How to Survive a Horror Movie is available from Quirk Books September 24, 2019. You can pre-order now and ensure you have it before Halloween 2019.
