Author Brian Asman’s Man, F*ck This House (and Other Disasters) is a collection not featuring the titular novella, but also six additional stories full of the creep-factor to bring you into the spooky season.
The first story, Man, F*ck This House, follows Sabrina Haskins and the horrors of their new dream home. Chances are if you’ve read Asman before, this is the story you’ve read. The novella takes up about half this collection, so go in prepared. To Sabrina, her new house looks perfect and the neighborhood is quiet, but things are definitely not what they seem. Sabrina begins to hear odd noises and have visions, things that definitely aren’t the house settling around them. The neighbors are either completely missing or just plain weird. While Sabrina tries to keep her family together, she quickly figures out that her family aren’t the only people living in the house. Man, F*ck This House (and Other Disasters) also includes six additional stories such as “The Hurlyburly” and “In the Rushes.” If you want stories of terrifying ghosts, losing grip on reality after looking at the wrong internet meme, or ancient evils, author Brian Asman has you covered. Asman is a master of making you laugh throughout the horror, even if you weren’t expecting to.
Man, F*ck This House (and Other Disasters) is available from Blackstone Publishing October 7, 2025.
